CourtNewsUK.co.uk, Surreal http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/ Now for the first time Courtnewsuk invites you into a secret world that can only be described as 'Surreal'. en-us Thu, 23 May 2013 18:01:41 GMT TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=67 Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course. Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:45:37 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=67 THE RIDE OF DEATH http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=54 How often have you watched a fairground ride whirling around and wondered how safe it really is? You may think again before taking your seat in the latest thrilling attraction after reading about the couple who were catapulted to their deaths. Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:40:36 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=54 THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED 'SCOTT' http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=76 Justine McNally pretended she was boy to lure another girl into bed. Her victim even thought she had lost her virginity to 'Scott.' Tue, 16 Apr 2013 15:18:39 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=76 MUMMY'S BOY http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=75 Chopping up a body is not unheard of, even if it is your own mother. But Daniel Coriat did something really rather strange. Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:43:46 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=75 MICE GUILTY OF ARSON BUT CLEARED OF MANSLAUGHTER http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=74 When Linda Wyatt was found dead in her flat investigators thought she might have been killed by a mischief of mice, but a post mortem may have cleared them... Mon, 23 May 8089 13:53:41 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=74 WOMAN WASHED HER FRIEND'S CORPSE FOR THREE WEEKS http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=73 Tragic Jane Cappleman thought the body of her dead friend was Osama Bin Laden. Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:10:50 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=73 THE SEXUAL KICKS OF THE SPYCAM DENTIST http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=46 It's no wonder dentist Warren Gater is reluctant to be photographed. He hid a secret camera in the toilets at his surgery to film nurses getting changed. Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:10:10 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=46 CALL ME MUM http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=50 A nurse having an affair with a patient is not unheard of - but Patricia McQueen's role-playing relationship with an anorexic woman was just weird. Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:09:36 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=50 THIS CASE MAY TAKE SOME TIME http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=55 We can all accept a little delay when lawyers are handling sensitive family matters - but 19 years? Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:03:15 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=55 PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=61 Remember your driving test? Walking to the test centre with butterflies in your stomach, terrified you would clip the pavement in the three-point turn, or skid in the emergency stop? Why did you bother? Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:02:27 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=61 HAND OVER YOUR MONEY, OR I'LL PLAY MY FLUTE http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=72 Romanian double amputee Viorel Dinu earned a decent living busking in London's West End. But his flute playing was so ear-splittingly terrible that a judge slapped him with an ASBO. Fri, 17 Aug 2012 15:35:24 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=72 THE 'JUICY JUGS' CHEMIST http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=69 Andrew Lumby turned an ordinary pharmacy in Newport into 'Carry on Chemist' Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:57:21 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=69 CRACK DEALER WAS NOT 'MR BIG.' http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=68 It's certainly not every day you come across a crack-dealing dwarf. Called Pele. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:55:39 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=68 THE FACE-ACHE FRAUDSTER http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=63 Swindler Anthony Bridger hit upon the bizarre idea of creating new passport identities by simply gurning for the camera. Even more bizarrely, it worked. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:55:07 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=63 CHOIRMASTER AND 'MONSTER' http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=27 Perversion among the teaching profession always attracts the harsh glare of the media spotlight. But Stephen Douglas-Hogg's classes were quite unique... Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:53:50 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=27 THE BALLERINA AND THE CHARITY WORKER http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=18 Few women can have undergone a more unpleasant ordeal than the ballet dancer who fell asleep on a train after partying for 24 hours... Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:21:27 GMT http://courtnewsuk.co.uk/surreal/?id=18