Covidiot urinated in the back of the police van

A police van had to be deep cleaned after a covidiot urinated in the security cage, a court heard. Victoria Melaugh, 36, was arrested after residents complained about the fracas she was causing in Uxbridge Road, Shepherds Bush, yesterday. (May 5) She became irate when asked to leave and was detained in a police van after calling officers ‘tw*ts’ and telling them to ‘f**k off.’ Horrified officers watched as she relieved herself in the rear cage and warned: ‘Watch, I’ll…