Burglar Patrick Genius (corr) failed to live up to 2 Nov 1994 Burglar Patrick Genius (corr) failed to live up to his name when a bungled raid landed him in a court today (Wed). Thirty-one-year-old Genius was anything but when he returned to the scene t This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A reformed alcoholic became a dangerous arsonist w A quantity surveyor turned heroin addict was today MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsWOMAN WASHED HER FRIEND’S CORPSE FOR THREE WEEKS CRACK DEALER WAS NOT ‘MR BIG.’ Racist sets his hair on fire I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM Bus driver killed pensioner when he tried to eat chocolate bar Recent PostsWOMAN WASHED HER FRIEND’S CORPSE FOR THREE WEEKS CRACK DEALER WAS NOT ‘MR BIG.’ Racist sets his hair on fire I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM Bus driver killed pensioner when he tried to eat chocolate bar MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent Posts‘Walter Mitty’ fantasist and his accomplice get 35 years for murdering businesswoman ROGER FRISBY: THE GAS MARK EIGHT KILLER The ‘Psycho’ shower murderer PETER WALLNER: THE COOK, HIS WIFE, THE FREEZER AND HER MOTHER You’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster Recent Posts‘Walter Mitty’ fantasist and his accomplice get 35 years for murdering businesswoman ROGER FRISBY: THE GAS MARK EIGHT KILLER The ‘Psycho’ shower murderer PETER WALLNER: THE COOK, HIS WIFE, THE FREEZER AND HER MOTHER You’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster