Burglar Patrick Genius (corr) failed to live up to 2 Nov 1994 Burglar Patrick Genius (corr) failed to live up to his name when a bungled raid landed him in a court today (Wed). Thirty-one-year-old Genius was anything but when he returned to the scene t This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A reformed alcoholic became a dangerous arsonist w A quantity surveyor turned heroin addict was today MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsRam raid on the mobility scooter PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT THE FARTING DENTIST Soldier plunged to his death trying to catch his mobile phone The transgender thugs enraged by a fanny jibe Recent PostsRam raid on the mobility scooter PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT THE FARTING DENTIST Soldier plunged to his death trying to catch his mobile phone The transgender thugs enraged by a fanny jibe MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsRichard Huckle: Britain’s worst ever paedophile JANE ANDREWS: NAKED AMBITION Mark Dixie: THE KILLER ON THE DOORSTEP ‘Monster’ drink driver gets 37 years for Christmas Day car murder ‘You stupid old man’ Recent PostsRichard Huckle: Britain’s worst ever paedophile JANE ANDREWS: NAKED AMBITION Mark Dixie: THE KILLER ON THE DOORSTEP ‘Monster’ drink driver gets 37 years for Christmas Day car murder ‘You stupid old man’