A bandit’s carefully planned debut into armed ro 2 Nov 1990 A bandit’s carefully planned debut into armed robbery ended as soon as it began when he was recognised by a cashier who turned out to be his friend’s sister. Lawrence Martin had carefully This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A ‘professional burglar’ who drunkenly tried to br An irate homebuyer who tried to extort money MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsHAND OVER YOUR MONEY, OR I’LL PLAY MY FLUTE CALL ME MUM ‘Nazi salute? I was just waving to my friends’ ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE ‘CURIOUS’ CALLER Recent PostsHAND OVER YOUR MONEY, OR I’LL PLAY MY FLUTE CALL ME MUM ‘Nazi salute? I was just waving to my friends’ ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE ‘CURIOUS’ CALLER MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsKenneth Erskine: The Stockwell Strangler Thanos Papalexis: THE PLAYBOY, THE PIT AND THE PROSTITUTE 20 years for knifeman who claimed he was hypnotised by the police Karl Manning and Marie Therese Kouao:THE MURDER OF ANNA CLIMBIE ‘Bermondsey Bloodbath’ killer Joshua Jacques was smoking 15 joints a day Recent PostsKenneth Erskine: The Stockwell Strangler Thanos Papalexis: THE PLAYBOY, THE PIT AND THE PROSTITUTE 20 years for knifeman who claimed he was hypnotised by the police Karl Manning and Marie Therese Kouao:THE MURDER OF ANNA CLIMBIE ‘Bermondsey Bloodbath’ killer Joshua Jacques was smoking 15 joints a day