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Chaplain punched bank workers while high on mind-bending drugs

Westminster

  A drug-crazed chaplain who stormed into a bank and punched two female members of staff was spared jail. Holy man Kochita Petros, 44, was […]

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Tesco bosses ‘fiddled the books to save their jobs’

High Wycombe

  Three former Tesco executives cooked the books to inflate the supermarket’s profits by £263 million in an attempt to save their multi-million-pound jobs, a […]

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Woman attacked mum and dad when she could not find her pet snail

MAIDA VALE

An antique dealer headbutted her father in a rage when she could not find her pet snail, a court heard. Kimberly Burns, 28, went ‘ballistic’ […]

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Cleared! Heart specialist walks free Jail looms for bent Tory campaign manager

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Indefinite ban for the owner of the ‘world’s dirtiest restaurant’

BAYSWATER

The owner of a Greek restaurant dubbed ‘the dirtiest in the world’ has been banned from managing food outlets indefinitely. When health and safety officers […]

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Floyd wife cleared of child abuse Trial for gypsies accused of shovel murder

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Hoarding barrister choked to death on burning rubbish

Bermondsey

A leading criminal barrister choked to death after the junk he hoarded at his waterside apartment was set ablaze by a kitchen hob. Ian Paton, […]

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Property tycoon used mum’s disabled badge for free parking

FINCHLEY

A multi-millionaire property developer used a photocopy of his mother’s expired disabled car badge to get free parking for his £34,000 Mercedes, a court heard. […]

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Death driver killed his best friend

Lewisham

A drug dealer who crashed into a lamppost and killed his best friend when he was chasing members of a rival gang has been jailed […]

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Jemima Khan was ‘stalked by her taxi driver’

waltham forest

  A taxi driver bombarded socialite Jemima Khan with hundreds of messages and calls and threatened to go to her house after dropping her off […]

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Judge makes Muslim man stand in court

WALTHAMSTOW

A Muslim convert accused of preaching sharia law in central London was ordered to stand up for a judge who told him: ‘This is not […]

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Ten years for attention seeker who had innocent man jailed for rape

Bedfont

An attention-seeking liar whose fake rape claims sent an innocent man to prison has been jailed for ten years. Jemma Beale, 25 claimed she was […]

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Tome raider foiled after dealer recognised first edition She sent video of her giving oral sex – he put it on Instagram

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