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Jail for the bent barrister

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  A shamed barrister ignored a ban and advised immigrants when he was not qualified has been jailed for 22 months. Michael Wainwright, 33, advised […]

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Would-be aristocrat will get jail wish granted

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The ex-fiancée of Prince Charles’ godson is set to have her wish to be jailed granted after she was convicted of a frenzied knife attack […]

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Ocado delivery driver filmed up customer’s skirts

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  An Ocado delivery driver who secretly filmed up the skirts of customers on their doorsteps was spared jail. Andrew Bean, 52, used mini-cameras concealed […]

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Pop mogul appears in court charged with 18 historic sex offences

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  Pop mogul and record producer Jonathan King smiled as he appeared in court charged with 18 historical sex offences against nine teenage boys. King, […]

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Doctor and husband jailed for appalling exploitation of ‘slave’ nanny

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  A family GP and her husband were jailed for a total of just 15 months for the ‘appalling’ exploitation of a slave nanny. Dr […]

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Dwarf fleeced tenants out of £7,000

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  A dwarf landlord who stole £7,000 from potential tenants after advertising his own home on the website Spareroom.com was spared jail. Muhammad Mawji, 27, […]

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Jail for thug who knifed cop after shouting: ‘Are you looking at my bird’

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  A knifeman who repeatedly stabbed a plain clothed police officer for looking at his girlfriend has been jailed for 12 years. Andrew Beadie, 20, […]

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Woman ‘told man get his pants off’ – then accused him of rape

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Nick £10k from the bank? Happy days!

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A Halifax banking advisor who stole more than £10,000 from customers when they asked him to help them withdraw cash was spared jail today. Shaun […]

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Jet passenger handcuffed after she kicks flight attendant’s bum

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A drunken jet passenger was handcuffed and bound with gaffer tape after she demanded more wine and then kicked a flight attendant’s bottom at 30,000 […]

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