Get some therapy! Barrister avoids jail

A barrister who stalked the mistress his wife described as the ‘chavvy woman from Southampton’ has been ordered to get psychiatric help. Jonathan Simpson, 48, and property lawyer wife Katherine Simpson, 49, sent letters to the single mother’s family claiming she had scooped his semen from her kitchen floor to try and get pregnant. The court heard the mistress gave Jonathan Simpson herpes, which he passed on to his wife. Mr Simpson was sending her flowers while his wife was…