A caretaker caught by police with a rifle and hand 2 Nov 1991 A caretaker caught by police with a rifle and handgun in his flat has narrowly escaped jail. Ronald Allen, 47, claimed to police that a previous occupant had left the guns there and that he th This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A failed mini-cab driver with ‘delusions of grande A restaurateur who gave police a false name in a b MORE FROM SURREAL Recent Posts‘Sorry, my penis must have slipped out my Y-fronts ‘ DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? DEATH BY REMOTE CONTROL WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? Soldier plunged to his death trying to catch his mobile phone Recent Posts‘Sorry, my penis must have slipped out my Y-fronts ‘ DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? DEATH BY REMOTE CONTROL WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? Soldier plunged to his death trying to catch his mobile phone MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsBritain’s most perverted doctor THE LAYABOUT IN THE LOFT Fiona Beal gets life sentence with a minimum of 20 years Norma Girolami’s ‘cruel’ killer gets life sentence ‘You stupid old man’ Recent PostsBritain’s most perverted doctor THE LAYABOUT IN THE LOFT Fiona Beal gets life sentence with a minimum of 20 years Norma Girolami’s ‘cruel’ killer gets life sentence ‘You stupid old man’