A courageous shopkeeper told a gun-toting bandit t 2 Nov 1996 A courageous shopkeeper told a gun-toting bandit to f…off and then proceeded to shove him out of his newsagents, a court heard. And as ‘good fortune would have it’ a police patrol car just This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A computer programmer jailed for six months today, A road rage cabbie who used his taxi ‘as a weapon’ MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsCrane driver who flushed his wife’s head down the toilet WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? THE FACE-ACHE FRAUDSTER Council boss bought dildo with Grenfell Towers survivor’s money Killed by his iPhone charger Recent PostsCrane driver who flushed his wife’s head down the toilet WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? THE FACE-ACHE FRAUDSTER Council boss bought dildo with Grenfell Towers survivor’s money Killed by his iPhone charger MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsTHE MURDER OF BEN KINSELLA The Allotment Killer Sausage and chips killer Peter Augustine gets life sentence Double killer Shaine March branded an ‘evil coward’ as he gets 42 years Deveca Rose gets ten years for leaving her four sons to die in a house fire Recent PostsTHE MURDER OF BEN KINSELLA The Allotment Killer Sausage and chips killer Peter Augustine gets life sentence Double killer Shaine March branded an ‘evil coward’ as he gets 42 years Deveca Rose gets ten years for leaving her four sons to die in a house fire