PATEL: CHEMIST'S DRUG BLUNDER SENT DAD TO CASUALTY
BEDFORD, BEDS; CROYDON, SOUTH LONDON
A dad ended up in an accident and emergency ward after a bungling pharmacist gave him the wrong medication
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them 
HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL 
DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? 
I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM 
PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING DAVIES: MAN ACCUSED OF MURDERING JOGGER APPEARS IN COURT
MITCHAM, SURREY
A man accused of murdering a former Harrods employee will not enter a plea until next month.
Garath Davies, 22, is sai
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING TRIPATHI: TEARFUL DOCTOR APOLOGISES TO CANCER RISK WOMAN
SOUTHEND ON SEA
A consultant gynaecologist broke down in tears today as she apologised to a woman undergoing IVF treatment for not telli
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING HANMORE: LOVER THREATENED TO PETROL BOMB EX-GIRLFRIEND'S FAMILY
CHATHAM, KENT
A jilted lover bombarded his ex-girlfriend with calls, drove to her mother's house and threatened to petrol bomb he
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING REID: SEX CHANGE DOCTOR WAS 'A SAINT'
EARLS COURT, WEST LONDON
A psychiatrist accused of rushing transsexuals into sex changes was known as 'Uncle' by his patients who thought he should be made
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING LI:JURY BAULKS AT BESTIALITY DVD
PECKHAM, SE LONDON.
The jury asked to sit through a 90 minute DVD featuring men and women having sex with animals begged not to see any more after watching just
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING PATEL:DAD ENDED UP IN HOSPITAL AFTER PHARMACISTS' DRUG BLUNDER
BEDFORD, BEDS; CROYDON, S LONDON.
A dad ended up in an accident and emergency ward after a bungling pharmacist gave him the wrong m
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING LI:JURY FORCED TO WATCH DVDS FEATURING ACTS OF BESTIALITY.
PECKHAM, SE LONDON.
A jury will have to watch DVDs of men and women having sex with animals today after a lawyer refused to accept the
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING SCOTLAND YARD: WE ARE TAKING POOL DEATH CHARGES SERIOUSLY.
BARNET, EDGWARE, N LONDON.
Lawyers for the Metropolitan Police today (Tues) assured the Old Bailey's top judge they were taking serious
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING KELLY: ROBBER UNMASKED BY A GREETINGS CARD
CANNING TOWN, EAST LONDON; FINSBURY PARK, NORTH LONDON
A robber who beat a grocery store owner with a crowbar and slashed his wife with a machete was u
Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM PASS YOUR DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME WITH THE RASHID SCHOOL OF MOTORING 
