‘You idiot!’ Party-goer passes out in the street in ninja gear

An ‘idiot’ party-goer was found lying in the street dressed as a ninja with a full size samurai sword, a court heard. Kaeman Clarke, 24, had been kicked out of a taxi for being to drunk after attending a Halloween fancy dress party on October 30 this year. He was discovered by paramedics on a foot path on Cromwell Road, Kensington at 2am, Hammersmith Magistrates’ Court heard. Johnathan Bryan prosecuting said: ‘He was found on Cromwell Road at about 2am….