Train masturbater spared jail
A movie boss caught with his trousers down while watching porn on a commuter train wept as he was spared jail. Richard Mortiboys, 42, watched explicit footage on his phone while pleasuring himself on a train to Tunbridge Wells, Kent. When the father-of-one was caught out by a horrified ticket inspector he claimed he had his trousers down to scratch his eczema, Westminster Magistrates Court heard. Immaculately dressed Mortiboys, a production manager at film and TV production company Curzon Artificial…