A bungling robber found himself locked in a trendy 2 Nov 1994 A bungling robber found himself locked in a trendy Chelsea clothes store after holding up the owner with a knife, the Old Bailey heard today (thurs). Joseph Brooks, 33, smashed his way out thr This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A jury trying a brother and sister accused of the A killer said to have shot an accountant dead by m MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsLover gives Tory peer a shock with three foot penis THE FARTING DENTIST Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them DRUNKEN SOLICITOR WAS ESCORTED FROM COURT ` I IMAGINE YOUR RED UNDERWEAR Recent PostsLover gives Tory peer a shock with three foot penis THE FARTING DENTIST Ballet trips and holidays paid for by patients who could not enjoy them DRUNKEN SOLICITOR WAS ESCORTED FROM COURT ` I IMAGINE YOUR RED UNDERWEAR MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsThanos Papalexis: THE PLAYBOY, THE PIT AND THE PROSTITUTE Andrew Morris: The Speargun Killer ‘You will never be released’ – death behind bars for MP killer Fireball killer of Eddy Grant’s niece gets 32 years PETER WALLNER: THE COOK, HIS WIFE, THE FREEZER AND HER MOTHER Recent PostsThanos Papalexis: THE PLAYBOY, THE PIT AND THE PROSTITUTE Andrew Morris: The Speargun Killer ‘You will never be released’ – death behind bars for MP killer Fireball killer of Eddy Grant’s niece gets 32 years PETER WALLNER: THE COOK, HIS WIFE, THE FREEZER AND HER MOTHER