A furious pensioner turned himself into a human fi 2 Nov 2000 A furious pensioner turned himself into a human fireball in a council office after bailiffs evicted him from his home in a case of ‘utter neglect’ by his local authority, the Old Bailey heard today.(f This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A stalwart supporter of America’s Republican Party A Nigerian student told the Old Bailey today (tue) MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsPENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT Killer went on the run disguised as a woman THE EAR IN THE FROSTIES PACKET Banned from standing behind strangers I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM Recent PostsPENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT Killer went on the run disguised as a woman THE EAR IN THE FROSTIES PACKET Banned from standing behind strangers I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsDamilola Taylor: WELCOME TO MODERN BRITAIN He chopped his mum’s head off, put her finger in the kettle and blamed his dad From the murder archive: The Public Schoolboy Killer THE MASKELL TWINS: BRITAIN’S DUMBEST KILLERS The ‘Lottery Killer’ who murdered two sisters in a demonic deal to win the jackpot Recent PostsDamilola Taylor: WELCOME TO MODERN BRITAIN He chopped his mum’s head off, put her finger in the kettle and blamed his dad From the murder archive: The Public Schoolboy Killer THE MASKELL TWINS: BRITAIN’S DUMBEST KILLERS The ‘Lottery Killer’ who murdered two sisters in a demonic deal to win the jackpot