Swiggers on the roof

Two ‘complete idiots’ who celebrated stealing a Tesco delivery van by swigging champagne on the roof of a shopping centre were spared jail. Muneb Meah, 22, and Habib Uddin, 20, made off with the grocery truck on Park Crescent, Regent’s Park, central London at around 5:45am on 1 December last year. The driver had been parked up so that he could make his early morning deliveries to one of the nearby plush central London addresses. The pair took an 11…