Weekly round-up – September 5… 5 Sep 2012 Katie Price’s speeding tickets, a chemist who asked staff about their favourite sexual positions and a £1.8 million dole cheat – CNUKTV reporter Tristan Kirk takes you through this week’s wackiest stories in London’s courts. Please enable JavaScriptplay-sharp-fill LinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed. MCSWEENEY: BRICKY ‘PRESENTED HIMSELF’ TO PASSENGERS AT WATFORD ISLAM: KICKED TO DEATH FOR A PACKET OF CIGARETTES MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsBlindfold attacker must reveal his identity before he has sex The wrong trousers ‘Nazi salute? I was just waving to my friends’ JUST OFF TO COURT MUM – MIGHT DO ANOTHER JOB ON THE WAY HAND OVER YOUR MONEY, OR I’LL PLAY MY FLUTE Recent PostsTHE JILTED LOVER CHOIRMASTER WHO TOOK CLASSES IN MASTURBATION ‘Sorry, my penis must have slipped out my Y-fronts ‘ DOCTOR’S VODKA AND COKE ON MOTORWAY VERGE THE MOUSE TERMINATOR MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsCop Wayne Couzens will die in jail for the rape and murder of Sarah Everard The litter picker hitman Killer of judge’s daughter gets 23 years Three life terms for security guard who plotted to torture and murder Holly Willoughby MATTHEW QUESADA: THE JASON BOURNE FANTASIES OF THE CAFE KILLER Recent PostsThe vengeful wife killer DEATH OF A STAR Shamed MP gets three months THE RITUAL OF DEATH Derek Brown:THE MODERN DAY ‘JACK THE RIPPER’
