The geek, the sheep and the cow… 30 Jan 2014 Paul Lovell is facing possible jail after trying to have sex with a cow and a sheep in a field next to Tottenham Hotspur’s training ground. Lovell, who was wearing just his socks and shoes, claimed he was ‘just relaxing’ Please enable JavaScript LinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed. WAGHORN:BANNED LIPOSUCTION MEDIC WANTS TO REPRESENT DOCTOR YENUGULA: FINALLY – END OF CAREER FOR OXFORD’S PEVERTED DOCTOR MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsSurgeon killed himself after row over his obsession with chickens Blindfold attacker must reveal his identity before he has sex PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT He has to tell the police when he wants sex ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ Recent PostsSurgeon killed himself after row over his obsession with chickens Blindfold attacker must reveal his identity before he has sex PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT He has to tell the police when he wants sex ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsRolf Harris: The End of Innocence ‘Freezer Killer’ kept a body iced for three years and then murdered again ROGER FRISBY: THE GAS MARK EIGHT KILLER Daniel Gonzalez: THE MUMMY’S BOY SERIAL KILLER John Sweeney: ‘THE SCALP HUNTER’ Recent PostsRolf Harris: The End of Innocence ‘Freezer Killer’ kept a body iced for three years and then murdered again ROGER FRISBY: THE GAS MARK EIGHT KILLER Daniel Gonzalez: THE MUMMY’S BOY SERIAL KILLER John Sweeney: ‘THE SCALP HUNTER’