KENSINGTON
A sales assistant at Topshop’s flagship store on Oxford Street is facing jail today (thurs) for stealing more than £50,000 of clothes.
Stephen Hung, 35, pinched ‘in excess of 700’ g
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL 
BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR 
Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks 
I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM 
Judge grants homeless killer’s wish by giving him a life sentence TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks I’M GROWING 109 SKUNK WEED PLANTS BECAUSE I HAVE A PAINFUL BOTTOM Judge grants homeless killer’s wish by giving him a life sentence 
