Defecation diversion of Dorchester dip

A shoplifter grabbed three coats from an office and ran into a lift telling a chasing security guard: ‘Close the door! I am pooing!’, a court heard. David Horton, 48, had grabbed a £2,695 bottle of cognac from the Dorchester Hotel the day after he struck at the Guildhouse office in Belgrave Street, Knightsbridge. The father-of-two also racially abused a security guard and the arresting officers in a separate incident at Westminster Cathedral on Easter Monday 16 after claiming he…