A bank clerk has been cleared by a jury today (Wed 2 Nov 1993 A bank clerk has been cleared by a jury today (Wed) of assaulting a customer who continually grumbled about staff rudeness. Twenty-year-old Ghulam Sorwar (correct) was alleged to have punc This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A pub manager sobbed in court today (tues) as he t NO INVOICE gdn gaz ilford rec- rom rec- gl MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsTHIS CASE MAY TAKE SOME TIME THE FARTING DENTIST He has to tell the police when he wants sex DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Recent PostsTHIS CASE MAY TAKE SOME TIME THE FARTING DENTIST He has to tell the police when he wants sex DON’T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO HOSPITAL DEAR? TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsKiller Elijah Gokool-Mely who wrote a rap in his cell bragging about canal murder gets 20 years MATTHEW QUESADA: THE JASON BOURNE FANTASIES OF THE CAFE KILLER You’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster Andrezej Kunowski: THE POLISH CHILD CHOKER 20 years for knifeman who claimed he was hypnotised by the police Recent PostsKiller Elijah Gokool-Mely who wrote a rap in his cell bragging about canal murder gets 20 years MATTHEW QUESADA: THE JASON BOURNE FANTASIES OF THE CAFE KILLER You’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster Andrezej Kunowski: THE POLISH CHILD CHOKER 20 years for knifeman who claimed he was hypnotised by the police