A defendant called ‘Dove’ was told to mend his way 11 Feb 1993 A defendant called ‘Dove’ was told to mend his ways and to act like his namesake after getting into nasty scrape with a neighbour. Colourful Judge Eugene Cotran told him: `You should behave like This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register Accused railway sex killer Ian Russell told an Old A burglar who described himself as a ‘modern day R MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsUrinating father electrocuted DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL ‘Nazi salute? I was just waving to my friends’ ‘Sorry, you can’t ban me from driving. I’m dead.’ ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ Recent PostsUrinating father electrocuted DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL ‘Nazi salute? I was just waving to my friends’ ‘Sorry, you can’t ban me from driving. I’m dead.’ ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsJANE ANDREWS: NAKED AMBITION Comrade Bala: The Cult of Perversion Max Clifford: The PR Guru With a Tiny Penis Shamed MP gets three months Killer who researched how to stab his girfriend gets 30 years Recent PostsJANE ANDREWS: NAKED AMBITION Comrade Bala: The Cult of Perversion Max Clifford: The PR Guru With a Tiny Penis Shamed MP gets three months Killer who researched how to stab his girfriend gets 30 years