Community leader gets 20 year flight ban after nipple tweaking at 30,000 feet

A community leader who digusted jet passengers by tweaking his nipples on a flight from Miami claimed he was just scratching himself. Gordon Alexander Christie, 66, was flying back to Scotland with his wife and daughter when he ‘fondled his nipples and his genitalia’ after drinking whisky, white wine, champagne, and a Bloody Mary. Christie, who owns several small businesses including a caravan site in the Scottish Highlands and is the head of his local village association at Fochabers, denied…