JOHNSON: IMMIGRANT WHO ARRIVED IN A CRATE NOT DEPORTED
EAST HAM/DOCKLANDS
An illegal immigrant who came to Britain in a crate to get a job with a false passport and national insurance number may
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THE ‘APPALLING’ ORDEAL OF THE JET-SET ASYLUM SEEKER 
‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ 
Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch 
PAUL LOVELL: THE MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A COW 
‘Sorry, my penis must have slipped out my Y-fronts ‘ THE ‘APPALLING’ ORDEAL OF THE JET-SET ASYLUM SEEKER ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch PAUL LOVELL: THE MAN WHO TRIED TO HAVE ORAL SEX WITH A COW ‘Sorry, my penis must have slipped out my Y-fronts ‘ 
