Weekly round-up of the bizarre world of London’s courts… 20 Jul 2012 Atilla Ban was so jealous when he saw a man he had a crush on kissing a woman he killed them both. Then he lived under a bed for two days with one of the bodies lying on top. Housewive’s favorite Tristan Kirk was in court. Please enable JavaScriptplay-sharp-fill LinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed. TOMLINSON: G20 COP CLEARED OF MANSLAUGHTER BUSTILLOS: BUNGLING ROBBERS SNARED BY THEIR OYSTER CARDS MORE FROM SURREAL Recent Posts‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ THE MOUSE TERMINATOR Swindling banana walks free Nurse made patient’s vagina ‘talk’ Racist sets his hair on fire Recent PostsKiller went on the run disguised as a woman BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR THE HORNY DENTIST THE JILTED LOVER Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsPETER LING: THE GARDENER’S WORLD Terry Adams: THE LAST BRITISH GANGSTER AND THE ‘GOODFELLAS’ TAPES Double killer Simon Levy will die behind bars ‘You will never be released’ – death behind bars for MP killer Fireball killer of Eddy Grant’s niece gets 32 years Recent PostsRoberto Malasi, Timy Babamuboni , Diamond Babamuboni and Jude Odigie:THE CHRISTENING PARTY KILLERS Double killer Simon Levy will die behind bars Jon Venables jailed for possessing child pornography Levi Bellfield: The Bus Stop Stalker The cannibal who ate cop with chopsticks