Weekly round-up of the bizarre world of London’s courts… 20 Jul 2012 Atilla Ban was so jealous when he saw a man he had a crush on kissing a woman he killed them both. Then he lived under a bed for two days with one of the bodies lying on top. Housewive’s favorite Tristan Kirk was in court. Please enable JavaScript LinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed. TOMLINSON: G20 COP CLEARED OF MANSLAUGHTER BUSTILLOS: BUNGLING ROBBERS SNARED BY THEIR OYSTER CARDS MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsMan had sex with an octopus Crane driver who flushed his wife’s head down the toilet PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT Killed by his iPhone charger THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED ‘SCOTT’ Recent PostsMan had sex with an octopus Crane driver who flushed his wife’s head down the toilet PENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT Killed by his iPhone charger THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED ‘SCOTT’ MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsDanby, Hall and O’Toole: ANY EXCUSE TO KILL ‘Demon’ killers get 34 years for starving Shakira Spencer to death Marcus Monzo gets 40 years for murder rampage Freed from hospital to kill his third girlfriend John Duffy and David Mulcahy: KILLING TO BE GOD Recent PostsDanby, Hall and O’Toole: ANY EXCUSE TO KILL ‘Demon’ killers get 34 years for starving Shakira Spencer to death Marcus Monzo gets 40 years for murder rampage Freed from hospital to kill his third girlfriend John Duffy and David Mulcahy: KILLING TO BE GOD