CAMP COMIC ”CHASE ME” DUNCAN NORVELLE WAS FINALL

CAMP COMIC ”CHASE ME” DUNCAN NORVELLE WAS FINALLY

COLLARED TODAY (TUES) BY THE PRETTY BLONDE WHO IS THE MOTHER OF HIS

LOVE CHILD.

THE TV FUNNYMAN ADMITTED THROUGH HIS LAWYER THAT HE WAS THE

FATHER OF TWO-AND-A-HALF YEAR-OLD SOPHIE MARIE MOORE.

DUNCAN, FAMOUS FOR HIS CATCHPHRASE ”CHASE ME”, WHO

ORIGINALLY DENIED HE WAS THE FATHER OF THE LOVECHILD, WAS NOT PRESENT

FOR THE DOMESTIC HEARING AT MARYLEBONE MAGISTRATES COURT BECAUSE HE

WAS AWAY WORKING IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND.

THE CHILD’S MOTHER, MISS TRUDIE MOORE, 26, OF KENLEY ROAD,

KINGSTON, LOOKING STUNNING IN A SCARLET JUMPER, BLACK BLOUSE AND

BLACK LEATHER TROUSERS, HAD TOLD THE COURT THAT FINANCIAL ARRANGEMNTS

FOR SOPHIE’S MAINTENANCE WERE QUITE SATISFACTORY.

SHE SAID THAT MR NORVELLE, WHOSE REAL NAME IS SPELT WITHOUT

THE FINAL E, PAID A MAINTENANCE OF #2 A WEEK SINCE SOPHIE’S BIRTH

UNTIL A YEAR AGO.

MR MICHAEL DUNN, WHO TOOK THE BOX FOR THE COMEDIAN, SAID

NORVELLE, WHO LIVES NEAR LOUGHBOROUGH, HAD SAID HE ACCEPTED HE WAS

THE FATHER OF THE TODDLER AND RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCIAL ARRANGEMENTS.

”HE WHOLLY UNDERSTANDS THE PROCEDURES FOR THIS COURT.

HE

CANNOT BE HERE BECAUSE HE HAS A RATHER CHEQUERED LIFESTYLE AND IS

SOMETIMES UP VERY LATE IN THE MORNING IN THE FAR FLUNG REGIONS OF THE

COUNTRY.

”

MAGISTRATE MR BARRINGTON BLACK ACCEPTED WHY THE COMEDIAN

COULD NOT BE AT THE HEARING.

”IN THESE CIRCUMSTANCES THE ORDER WILL BE MADE FOR A LUMP

SUM PAYMENT OF #500, THOUGH HAVING SAID THAT IT IS NOTED THERE HAS

BEEN AN ARRANGEMENT BETWEEN THE PARTIES THAT A SUM IN EXCESS OF THAT

SHOULD BE PAID.

”THERE WILL ALSO BE A WEEKLY PAYMENT OF #60 FROM SEPTEMBER

2 THIS YEAR FOR THE BENEFIT OF THE CHILD SOPHIE MARIE MOORE, AND THAT

WILL CONINUE UNTIL SUCH TIME THAT SHE REACHES THE AGE OF 17, OR

CEASES FULLTIME EDUCATION, OR THERE IS A FURTHER ORDER.

” ALSO IT IS NOTED AN INSURANCE POLICY HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT

THE DETAILS OF WHICH I AM NOT GOING INTO, OTHER THAN TO SAY IT DOES

PROTECT THE INTERESTS OF THE CHILD SHOULD THERE BE AN UNFORTUNATE

OCCURANCE.

”

HE SAID IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT THE APPLICATION FOR AN

AFFILIATION ORDER IN RESPCET OF THE CHILD HAD BEEN GRANTED.

COSTS OF THE CASE WERE AWARDED TO MISS MOORE.

MISS MOORE, WHO LAUNCHED THE PATERNITY APPLICATION TWO

YEARS AGO, LEFT THE BUILDING SMILING BUT REFUSED TO COMMENT.

ENDS

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