A banned motorist who tried to swap seats with his 2 Nov 1999 A banned motorist who tried to swap seats with his passenger when police pulled him over has escaped jail by a whisker – because he has never been on the dole. Lying Ramzel Thompson, 56, was disqua This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register The mother of a baby shaken to death by her nanny A frisky barman who pinched his girlfriend’s botto MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsWHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? Jealous boyfriend flushed ex-partner’s hamster down the toilet THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE ‘CURIOUS’ CALLER JUST OFF TO COURT MUM – MIGHT DO ANOTHER JOB ON THE WAY Bus driver killed pensioner when he tried to eat chocolate bar Recent PostsWHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? Jealous boyfriend flushed ex-partner’s hamster down the toilet THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE ‘CURIOUS’ CALLER JUST OFF TO COURT MUM – MIGHT DO ANOTHER JOB ON THE WAY Bus driver killed pensioner when he tried to eat chocolate bar MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsYou’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster ‘Freezer Killer’ kept a body iced for three years and then murdered again The Killer Under the Bed STUART HARLING: BRITAIN’S MOST DANGEROUS TEENAGER Kyu Soo Kim: The Landlord Killer Recent PostsYou’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster ‘Freezer Killer’ kept a body iced for three years and then murdered again The Killer Under the Bed STUART HARLING: BRITAIN’S MOST DANGEROUS TEENAGER Kyu Soo Kim: The Landlord Killer
