A dim-witted drug dealer who was caught when cops 3 Nov 2004 A dim-witted drug dealer who was caught when cops spotted him driving without a seatbelt and talking on his mobile was jailed for seven years today.(Fri) With a criminal record spanning a decade Ma This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A chronic alcoholic has admitted a Christmas killi A career burglar who netted goods worth pnds stlg MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsTHE UNCONTROLABLE URGES OF THE SHOE FETISHIST ONE-LEGGED MAN STOLE A LEG – OF PORK ‘Sorry, you can’t ban me from driving. I’m dead.’ LIKE, WHAT STOP IS IT MAN? Nurse set off fire alarm to see colleague’s breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor Recent PostsTHE UNCONTROLABLE URGES OF THE SHOE FETISHIST ONE-LEGGED MAN STOLE A LEG – OF PORK ‘Sorry, you can’t ban me from driving. I’m dead.’ LIKE, WHAT STOP IS IT MAN? Nurse set off fire alarm to see colleague’s breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsBen Butler: Britain’s vilest father The killer arrested in his victim’s knickers THE ‘BAD, BAD MAN’ ‘Freezer Killer’ kept a body iced for three years and then murdered again The GHB poisoner Recent PostsBen Butler: Britain’s vilest father The killer arrested in his victim’s knickers THE ‘BAD, BAD MAN’ ‘Freezer Killer’ kept a body iced for three years and then murdered again The GHB poisoner