A DIAGNOSED AIDS CARRIER REFUSED TO ATTEND HIS COURT
APPEARANCE AND KEPT POLICE AT BAY FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR
THREATENING TO BITE THEM.
JOHN BYRNE WAS IN THE CELLS AT SOUTHWARK POLICE STATI
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL 
Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch 
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? 
She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail 
Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks A DAUGHTER'S LONGED FOR REUNION WITH HER FATHER TURNED INTO A
NIGHTMARE WHEN HE SUBJECTED HER TO AN ALL NIGHT SEX ORDEAL, A COURT
HEARD.
THE FATHER LOST CONTACT WITH HIS FAMILY AFTER HIS
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks A TEENAGE HERO WAS PRAISED BY AN OLD BAILEY JUDGE YESTERDAY
(MON) FOR REFUSING TO GIVE IN TO A SHOCKING CAMPAIGN OF TERROR AFTER
CAPTURING A WOULD-BE RAPIST.
MALCOLM NEWSTEAD, 18, PAINT
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks A 62-YEAR-OLD MAN WILL HAVE OVER #1000 OF A DAMAGES WIN SNATCHED
BACK BY MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANY ELECTROLUX.
ASSEMBLY LINE OPERATOR ROBERT IVES OF LUTON WON JUST OVER #4OOO
IN MARCH THIS YEAR
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks THE TRIAL OF A FATHER AND SON ACCUSED OF CALLOUSLY
ATTACKING A 53-YEAR-OLD PEDESTRIAN AFTER A TRIVIAL RUSH HOUR ARGUMENT
CAME TO A SURPRISE END WHEN BOTH MEN CHANGED THEIR PLEA.
STONEM
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks A TERRIFIED BABY SITTER TOLD AN OLD BAILEY JURY ON MONDAY
SHE DID NOT RESIST WHEN RAPED BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HER ATTACKER MIGHT
KILL THE CHILD.
THE 14-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL DESCRIBED HOW S
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks CENTRAL NEWS, PRESS ROOM, CENTRAL CRIMINAL COURT, OLD BAILEY, LONDON
EC4.
TEL: 01 236 0116
OLD BAILEY AH
MARCH 17, 1987
PLANES 1
AN OBSESSION WITH AEROPLANES LANDED
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks CENTRAL NEWS, PRESS ROOM, CENTRAL CRIMINAL COURT, OLD BAILEY,
LONDON EC4
TEL:01.236.0116
HIGH COURT LS
FEB 16 1987
THE FATHER OF AN 18-YEAR-OLD TOP APPRENTICE TRAGICALLY KIL
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks NOTE: SOUTHWARK VAGRANT DIED OF EPILEPTIC FIT IN SOUTHWARK POLICE
CELLS
CENTRAL NEWS, PRESS ROOM, CENTRAL CRIMINAL COURT, OLD BAILEY, LONDON
EC4. TEL: 01 236 0116
APRIL 1 1987
SOUTHWARK
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks A RESTAURANT MANAGER WHO SLIPPED A DISC LIFTING A NINE STONE
KEG OF LAGER HAS LOST HIS CLAIM FOR COMPENSATION.
ALI USLU, 48, WAS CLAIMING AT THE HIGH COURT IN LONDON THAT
THE ACCIDENT WAS C
TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks 
