A husband and wife who pretended they had split up 3 Nov 2005 A husband and wife who pretended they had split up to fleece taxpayers out of nearly pnds stlg 20,000 in benefits were both jailed for six months today (Weds). Afshan Khan, 35, claimed ‘jobless’ part This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register A woman was left looking like ‘Bugs Bunny’ after a A lifeguard told the Old Bailey how he jumped out MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsPENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT CHICKEN AND CHIPS? I WANTED EGG FU YUNG BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR Jealous boyfriend flushed ex-partner’s hamster down the toilet THE SEXUAL KICKS OF THE SPYCAM DENTIST Recent PostsPENSIONER BLAMES RACISM ON HIS CAT CHICKEN AND CHIPS? I WANTED EGG FU YUNG BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR Jealous boyfriend flushed ex-partner’s hamster down the toilet THE SEXUAL KICKS OF THE SPYCAM DENTIST MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsTerry Adams: THE LAST BRITISH GANGSTER AND THE ‘GOODFELLAS’ TAPES Judge slams police for blunders that could have cost the lives of serial killer’s victims The ‘Lottery Killer’ who murdered two sisters in a demonic deal to win the jackpot Joanna Dennehy: Killing for Kicks The gay serial killer who should have been stopped after his first murder Recent PostsTerry Adams: THE LAST BRITISH GANGSTER AND THE ‘GOODFELLAS’ TAPES Judge slams police for blunders that could have cost the lives of serial killer’s victims The ‘Lottery Killer’ who murdered two sisters in a demonic deal to win the jackpot Joanna Dennehy: Killing for Kicks The gay serial killer who should have been stopped after his first murder