EROTIC FLOOR SHOWS STAGED AT CYNTHIA PAYNE’S HOME WERE SO
SUCCESSFUL AT GETTING MEN AROUSED THAT COUPLES MADE LOVE ON THE
STAIRS AS THEY EUED FOR BEDROOMS, IT WAS CLAIMED THIS AFTERNOON
(THURS).
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL 
Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch 
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? 
She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail 
Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks 
