PENSIONER JOHN WILLIAMS FELL INTO HIS BATH AND DROWNED AS
HE TRIED TO WASH HIS CLOTHES AFTER A MARATHON DRINKING SESSION.
HE HAD DRUNK THE EQUIVALENT OF AT LEAST 15 PINTS OF BEER
WHEN
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL 
Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch 
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? 
She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail 
Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL Woman who hid drugs in her vagina gets a three-and-a-half year stretch WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE? She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail Son murdered his mother then brought meals to her body for six weeks 
