Weekly round-up – September 5… 5 Sep 2012 Katie Price’s speeding tickets, a chemist who asked staff about their favourite sexual positions and a £1.8 million dole cheat – CNUKTV reporter Tristan Kirk takes you through this week’s wackiest stories in London’s courts. Please enable JavaScriptplay-sharp-fill LinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed. MCSWEENEY: BRICKY ‘PRESENTED HIMSELF’ TO PASSENGERS AT WATFORD ISLAM: KICKED TO DEATH FOR A PACKET OF CIGARETTES MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsFrom the archives: death by ornamental fish THE VAGINA CATALOGUE THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE ‘CURIOUS’ CALLER Banned from standing behind strangers HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL Recent PostsHAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN PENIS? Soldier plunged to his death trying to catch his mobile phone THE TRANSVESTITE AND THE ‘CURIOUS’ CALLER The wrong trousers She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsThanos Papalexis: THE PLAYBOY, THE PIT AND THE PROSTITUTE Joanna Dennehy: Killing for Kicks Karl Manning and Marie Therese Kouao:THE MURDER OF ANNA CLIMBIE Garath Davies: THE MITCHAM COMMON STALKER The sex sadist who tortured an 89-year-old widow Recent PostsSTUART HARLING: BRITAIN’S MOST DANGEROUS TEENAGER JEFFREY ARCHER: SHEPHERDS PIE AND MAYFAIR TARTS Joanna Dennehy: Killing for Kicks Britain’s most perverted doctor Dena Thompson:THE BLACK WIDOW AND THE POISONED VINDALOO