Something kind of ooh, jumping on my toot, toot… 30 Apr 2013 The bloke who sold novelty golf ball finders as bomb detectors, a man falling from the undercarriage of a passenger jet – check out the latest from the wacky world of London’s courts with your host, the legendary Tristan Kirk. Please enable JavaScriptplay-sharp-fill LinkEmbedCopy and paste this HTML code into your webpage to embed. SMYTH: HOSPITAL MANAGER THREATENED TO HAVE PATIENT ‘GHOSTED’ SILVA:CONVICT RAPED WOMAN HOURS AFTER RELEASE FROM JAIL MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsCHICKEN AND CHIPS? I WANTED EGG FU YUNG Surgeon killed himself after row over his obsession with chickens She nicked £1.2m – and didn’t go to jail DENTIST REMOVES PENSIONER’S TEETH THE BEWIGGED LAYABOUT AND THE HONEST DOCTOR Recent Posts‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ Drink driver didn’t know how to blow in breath test DOCTOR SUCKED PREGNANT PATIENT’S BREAST ‘LIKE A BABY’ A binge of biblical proportions with the boozy vicar of Ilford Blindfold attacker must reveal his identity before he has sex MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsJONATHAN KING: THE LURE OF CELEBRITY Peter Bryan: THE REAL HANNIBAL LECTER Sister who killed and robbed film director may die in jail Comrade Bala: The Cult of Perversion THE LAYABOUT IN THE LOFT Recent Posts32 years for burglar who attacked women with uncle of Stephen Lawrence killer Double killer Simon Levy will die behind bars Ben Butler: Britain’s vilest father Robert Napper:THE MURDERS OF RACHEL NICKELL AND SAMANTHA BISSET The Killer Under the Bed