Drunk torched his pants after Thames boat party mishap

  A reveller who torched his pants after soiling himself during a boozy night out has been jailed for two weeks. Christopher Massey, 46, suffered his embarrassing mishap at a boat party and set light to his dirty boxers in a dark alley in Aldgate, central London. But Massey was spotted by residents lighting his undies and throwing them on to a concrete unit housing a generator in the early hours of 16 October last year. Massey tried to flee…