Laughs galore at the Chelsea Cloisters

A former special constable made a smutty joke to his wife about the number of bookings they were getting for sex workers at Chelsea Cloisters, a court heard. Karl Ring, 34, texted Ivett Szuda, 32, saying: ‘I just had another poo, it’s only 11am so I’m happy if we had as many bookings a day as I have poos, then we would have money.’ Prosecutor Ian McLoughlin told how the pair provided their prostitutes with condoms and baby wipes as…