Speak Finnish? Kyllä? There’s a job for you at court…

A Finnish man accused of doing a £2,000 ‘dine and dash’ at one of Britain’s top hotels appeared in court today (tues). Homeless Mikko Luistinen, 58, allegedly tucked into a sumptuous meal with wine at the five-star Dorchester Hotel on Park Lane, in May 2022 worth £1,936, with no intention of paying. Staff called the police and he was arrested but then failed to appear in court after he was granted bail. A warrant was issued for his arrest and…