A crafty shoplifter who hoodwinked cops into takin 2 Nov 2001 A crafty shoplifter who hoodwinked cops into taking him to hospital so he could escape was today (Fri) spared jail and wished the best of luck by an Old Bailey judge. Heroin-addict Paul Bater, went This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register Central News, Press Room, Central Criminal Court, A teenager who headbutted a girl and shot her in t MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsHAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN PENIS? THE BALLERINA AND THE CHARITY WORKER THE YORKSHIRE ROOFER AND THE TRANSSEXUAL PROSTITUTE The brilliant disguise of the vengeance-seeking barman ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ Recent PostsHAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BROWN PENIS? THE BALLERINA AND THE CHARITY WORKER THE YORKSHIRE ROOFER AND THE TRANSSEXUAL PROSTITUTE The brilliant disguise of the vengeance-seeking barman ‘I was only accused of rape because I have an inordinately large penis’ MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsThe rape and murder spree of the ‘E17 Night Stalker’ Peter Bryan: THE REAL HANNIBAL LECTER Joanna Dennehy: Killing for Kicks Danby, Hall and O’Toole: ANY EXCUSE TO KILL Deveca Rose gets ten years for leaving her four sons to die in a house fire Recent PostsThe rape and murder spree of the ‘E17 Night Stalker’ Peter Bryan: THE REAL HANNIBAL LECTER Joanna Dennehy: Killing for Kicks Danby, Hall and O’Toole: ANY EXCUSE TO KILL Deveca Rose gets ten years for leaving her four sons to die in a house fire