A hapless criminal who nearly met a messy end afte 2 Nov 2000 A hapless criminal who nearly met a messy end after he hurled himself out of a third-storey window with ammunition stuffed down his trousers was jailed for 12 months at the Old Bailey today.(fri) G This Content is for Members only Please register or login to access it Login Username Password Remember me Enter your email address or username Cancel Register The manager of a European kick-boxing champion was A speeding woman motorist mowed down and killed a MORE FROM SURREAL Recent PostsRam raid on the mobility scooter SHOWBIZ LEGEND DIED WITH HIS HEAD IN A DOG BOWL Judge grants homeless killer’s wish by giving him a life sentence DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL MUMMY’S BOY Recent PostsRam raid on the mobility scooter SHOWBIZ LEGEND DIED WITH HIS HEAD IN A DOG BOWL Judge grants homeless killer’s wish by giving him a life sentence DANGEROUS DOCTOR? NO PROBLEM IF YOU’VE GOT RELATIVES AT KINGSTON HOSPITAL MUMMY’S BOY MORE FROM THE CRIME VAULTS Recent PostsYou’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster ANTONI IMIELA: THE M25 RAPIST Peter Bryan: THE REAL HANNIBAL LECTER Stuart Hazell: The murder of Tia Sharp Osteopath Jemma Mitchell gets 34 years for the murder and decapitation of Mee Kuen Chong Recent PostsYou’re disgusting! Four and a half years for the Grenfell Fraudster ANTONI IMIELA: THE M25 RAPIST Peter Bryan: THE REAL HANNIBAL LECTER Stuart Hazell: The murder of Tia Sharp Osteopath Jemma Mitchell gets 34 years for the murder and decapitation of Mee Kuen Chong