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Cleared of harrassment: millionaire who branded rape accuser a prostitute

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A millionaire financier who launched an ‘aggressive’ campaign against a woman’s grieving family after she accused him of rape before committing suicide was cleared of […]

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Mocking terror attack victims was just ‘dark humour’ Let-off for Cameron aide who downloaded indecent images

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Mocking terror attack victims was just ‘dark humour’

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An Islamist accused of plotting the beheading of a poppy seller on Remembrance Day insists his social media posts mocking victims of terror attacks are...

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NCA forced to withdraw ‘BBC trick’ claims Cleared of harrassment: millionaire who branded rape accuser a prostitute

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Like, relax man! Spitting pot puffer lost it with the barista

A student who spat in a barista’s face at a Pret a Manger after attending a ‘weed day’ event was let off with a £110 […]

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Extremist had pictures of Lee Rigby on his phone when he tried to behead commuter

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A Muslim extremist who tried to behead a musician in a busy tube station had photos of ‘Jihadi John’ and murdered Fusilier Lee Rigby on...

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Suicide victim’s body ended up in train cab next to the driver The bandit who tried to rob bookies with a tin of pilchards

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Let-off for the medieval church vandal

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A student who scrawled ‘don’t bomb Syria’ in giant black letters on a World Heritage Site was spared jail. Peter Harris, 22, daubed his slogan […]

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Jail for fraudsters who stole NHS identities

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Five fraudsters who plotted to cheat £1million from the taxpayer in a ‘very substantial attack on the benefits system’ have been jailed for a total […]

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Suspended sentence for builder who gassed laundrette boss

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A builder who gassed a laundrette manager to death during an ‘on the cheap’ conversion project was spared jail today (tues). Mohammed Butt, 63, was […]

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Optician shop worker stole designer sunglasses to pay off student debt

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An opticians shop assistant who stole more than £30,000 of designer sunglasses to pay off her student debt was spared jail after a judge took...

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Former Cameron aide admits downloading images of girls

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A former aide to David Cameron has admitted downloading 20 images of young girls but denies they are indecent, a court heard. Patrick Rock, 64,...

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Woman posted revenge porn after split from Eastenders actor

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Two women who posted revenge porn film on Facebook after one split from her Eastenders actor boyfriend are facing jail. Emilia Marcou, 40, filmed herself...

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Nurse suspended for shoving food into patient’s face Ban for ‘karate’ nurse who slapped 87 year old woman

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