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Burka girl ‘booked flight to ISIS’

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  A 17-year-old girl accused of plotting to travel to Syria to join Islamic State terrorists appeared at the Old Bailey dressed in a burka […]

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Heart surgeon faces retrial on rape claim

One of Britain’s top heart surgeons faces a possible retrial after jurors failed to reach a verdict on a charge he raped a woman at […]

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‘New breed’ of terrorist had spy cufflinks

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A cyber-jihadi who stored his secrets on James Bond-style USB sticks disguised as cufflinks represents a ‘new and dangerous breed of terrorist,’ a court heard […]

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Pot in tomato cans

Two drug smugglers are facing jail for importing £700,000 worth of cannabis in cans of tinned tomatoes. Simon Coombes, 39, and Colin Weller, 69, set […]

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Jail for Islamaphobe troll

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A former right-wing radio host who trolled a Muslim anti-hate crime activist with vile ‘Islamophobic’ emails has been jailed. Timothy Burton, 64, labelled Fiyaz Mughal […]

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Jail for bride of ISIS

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A would-be jihadi bride caught with an Al-Qaeda bomb making manual has been jailed for 18 months. Jade Campbell, 26, was arrested after an anonymous […]

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Tory denies rape at the House of Commons

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An aide to a Tory MP has denied raping a woman in his employer’s parliamentary office in the Palace of Westminster. Samuel Armstrong, 23, who […]

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Woman who ‘forgot’ knife is cleared of murder

A jeweller has been cleared of murder after she told a court she forgot a knife was in her hand when she stabbed her boyfriend […]

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Top heart surgeon convicted of hospital gropes

One of Britain’s top heart surgeons’ careers is in tatters today (Thurs) after he was found guilty of groping two women at work. Mohamed Amrani, […]

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Commuter denies bomb Southern Fail bomb threat

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