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‘I was shot in leg. No idea why.’

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A gang of teenagers shot a young man outside his grandmother’s home and then phoned him to boast: ‘That’s what you get’, a court heard....

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Amateur bomb-maker posted explosives through surgery letterbox ‘I’m just a jailhouse smuggler’ claims murder plotter

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Amateur bomb-maker posted explosives through surgery letterbox

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  An amateur bomb-maker who posted homemade explosives through the letterbox of his doctor’s surgery is facing years behind bars today (MON). Ozzie Welsh, 39,...

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Family forgive thug who knifed brother for eating his chicken sandwich ‘I was shot in leg. No idea why.’

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Family forgive thug who knifed brother for eating his chicken sandwich

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  A young man who stabbed his brother 12 times for eating his chicken sandwich was spared jail today (MON) after his family said he […]

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Former officer denies concealing crates of ‘axe murder’ evidence Amateur bomb-maker posted explosives through surgery letterbox

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Jemima Goldsmith ‘stalker’ in court

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A man appeared in court today (mon) accused of stalking journalist and campaigner Jemima Goldsmith. Conor O’Mahoney, 60, allegedly bombarded 42-year-old socialite Ms Goldsmith with...

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The lawyer lovers cavorted in the hot tub on client cash

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A district judge and his former lover are facing jail for stealing £1 million from clients of their law firm so they could live an […]

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Ban for optician who told athlete she had a ‘really tight butt’

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An optician who told an equestrian athlete she had a ‘really tight butt’ during an eye test was suspended from practice for 12 months today...

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An investment genius lost the million dollar computer codes he stole when his parents threw his laptops into China’s Yangtze river, a court heard. Ke...

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A teenager who stabbed his former schoolfriend to death at a girl’s 16th birthday party said he spent three weeks on the run in Margate...

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Optician ‘liked patient’s tight butt’

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