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Mental health ward for the Palace climber

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A psychiatric patient who tried to break into Buckingham Palace twice in one day while ‘seeking her Majesty’s help’ has been sent to a mental […]

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Patient left overnight in her own mess

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A nurse who shouted:’She’s sh*tted all over the place’ as he left a patient wallowing in her waste all night has been suspended. Elizabeth Hutton […]

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Loan scam bankers blew cash on foreign travel and sex parties

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Bankers who orchestrated a £245m loans scam entertained themselves with ‘luxurious foreign travel’, ‘lavish spending’, and ‘sex parties’, a court heard today (weds). Consultant David...

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‘I’m going to kill a Muslim’ One legged man facing double rape trial

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Micro brewery boss to the stars accused of £700,000 tax fiddle

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  A former public schoolboy behind one of London’s most successful microbreweries conned the taxman out of more than £700,000, a court heard. Julian De...

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Tutor ‘slapped student’s bare bottom’ Former Premier League star admits bank scam

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Doctor ‘faked whiplash invoices’

A Harley Street doctor raked in thousands of pounds by faking invoices for treatment to patients suffering from whiplash after traffic accidents, a court heard....

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‘Give me a hug – I’ve just killed my girlfriend’ Sudanese rapist attacked South Korean

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Woman caged for torturing her sugar daddy

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A woman who tortured a pensioner with a steam iron and battered him with framed pictures after allowing him to be her ‘sugar daddy’ is...

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Jail for the ‘coke in yams’ smugglers

Five drug dealers who coloured cocaine orange to smuggle it into the UK disguised as fruit have been jailed for a total of more than […]

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Sedative sprayer wanted woman ‘to sleep’

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Tourist tells of rape ordeal outside railway station

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A Sudanese teenager raped a tourist outside a railway station and then told police he had paid her for sex, a court heard. Salah Koubar,...

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French Minister aide tried to arrange ‘bikini photoshoot’ with young girls

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  A former adviser to the French Minister of Economy and Industry is facing jail after an undercover cop caught him arranging a bikini photoshoot...

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