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Ruined PR pervert can’t afford to use photocopier

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  Disgraced PR guru Max Clifford is ‘financially ruined’ and has asked for taxpayer cash to fund an appeal against his convictions for molesting four […]

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Top designer was killed at one of London’s worst accident blackspots

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  A top designer was killed at one of London’s worst accident blackspots as she cycled to work, an inquest heard. Moira Gemmill, 55, was […]

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Escapee slipped handcuffs but couldn’t open fire exit door Ruined PR pervert can’t afford to use photocopier

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Escapee slipped handcuffs but couldn’t open fire exit door

Paddington

A bungling inmate who slipped free of his handcuffs during a hospital visit was caught when he failed to open the fire exit door, a […]

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Trio deny murdering student outside halls of residence

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  Three men accused of knifing a business studies student outside his university halls of residence denied murder today (Weds). Djodjo Nsaka, 19, was killed […]

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Latvian sex beast jailed for 30 years for murdering housekeeper

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A Latvian sex beast who murdered a hotel housekeeper and dumped her body in the woods after snatching her as she walked to work was […]

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A man caught with a huge stash of child porn on his computer has appeared in court. Bertjan Boersma, 52, was allegedly found with nearly […]

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Nurse called his penis ‘Mr Trouble’

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A nurse who showed photographs of his penis to a colleague while calling it ‘Mr Trouble’ has been suspended. Edward Hay asked the colleague to […]

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Cabbie cleared of killing ballet star by careless driving

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A minicab driver who crashed into a ballet star while making a hands-free phone call was cleared of causing death by careless driving today (tues). […]

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Latvian drifter guilty of murdering hotel housekeeper

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A Latvian drifter who murdered a hotel housekeeper and dumped her body in the woods after snatching her as she walked to work is facing […]

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Heart surgeon brands theatre scrubs rape claim ‘pure fantasy’

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