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An English teacher who made a schoolgirl feel ‘physically sick’ by comparing her essay on romantic literature to soft porn has been thrown out of […]

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Nurse asked colleague for threes-up

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A nurse asked a pregnant colleague how big her breasts were and offered her a threesome, a hearing was told. David Stacey followed the young […]

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‘I’m devastated’ says pub killer

A drinker goer accused of killing an innocent man after being branded ‘gay’ told a court he was devastated about the death. James Weeks, 27, […]

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Web designer who stole 100k from the boss

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A web designer who stole more than £100,000 from his TV star boss’s home improvement firm to fund a lavish lifestyle has been ordered to […]

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Burglar convicted of £1m gem raid on Simon Cowell’s mansion

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A serial burglar who swiped £1m worth of gems from Simon Cowell’s mansion while his private security guard was in the toilet is facing years […]

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Low-paid childminder killed baby boy

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A Hungarian child minder who was paid just £3.60 an hour lost her temper and killed a 10-month year old baby boy after ‘something snapped’, […]

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Woman denies smothering mother with pillow

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Driver faces jail for killing hero cyclist

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Illegal immigrant caught with £500k cocaine

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An Albanian illegal immigrant who was caught with nearly £500,000 worth of cocaine after being smuggled into Britain in the back of a lorry was […]

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