BRADLEY WIGGINS SIDEBURNS – MADE OUT OF PUBIC HAIR
Have you ever worked in an operating theatre and thought about using shaved body hair to simulate the sideburns of a champion cyclist? Thought not.
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THE MOUSE TERMINATOR
Killing a mouse with a Dremel ‘Blade of Doom’ is strange. Boasting about it is positively weird.
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Mark Dixie: THE KILLER ON THE DOORSTEP 
MATTHEW QUESADA: THE JASON BOURNE FANTASIES OF THE CAFE KILLER 
The ‘Lottery Killer’ who murdered two sisters in a demonic deal to win the jackpot 
Family’s outrage at light sentence for supermarket queue killer Demiesh Williams 
‘You will never be released’ – death behind bars for MP killer
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE?
When you are off on a trip to buy a used car, it is not often you end up with a fire extinguisher hose up your bottom. Well, not that often anyway….
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THE VAGINA CATALOGUE
Surgeon Erik Scholten just had to take a picture of the patient’s vagina. Why? He wanted to put in his album of unusual uteruses, of course.
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DENTIST REMOVES PENSIONER’S TEETH
As a dentist, removing teeth was Shaun Edwards’ business – both in and out of the surgery
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Killer Elijah Gokool-Mely who wrote a rap in his cell bragging about canal murder gets 20 years 
Murder by gaslight - Family’s outrage at light sentence for supermarket queue killer Demiesh Williams
‘I’m the Patsy!’ Pat Adams claims he shot associate to prevent a hit 
Andrezej Kunowski: THE POLISH CHILD CHOKER
HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL
Fancy a truly wild time this Christmas? You may find public hairs on your chocolate log rather than a robin on a spike at the Peterborough ambulanceman’s bash.
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Oxford grooming gang gets 95 years
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Seven members of a paedophile ring were jailed for a total of at least 95 years today (Thurs) as a judge branded their activities ‘true evil’.
The perverted gang plucked their victims fro
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THE DOLE CHEAT WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREBALL
Caroline Grainger became a victim of self immolation when her dole fraud was uncovered. Tragically she may not have realised that benefits cheats are rarely jailed. Our picture shows the house where she died…
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL
Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course.
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THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED ‘SCOTT’
Justine McNally pretended she was boy to lure another girl into bed. Her victim even thought she had lost her virginity to ‘Scott.’
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Sister who killed and robbed film director may die in jail 
‘Walter Mitty’ fantasist and his accomplice get 35 years for murdering businesswoman 
Marcus Monzo gets 40 years for murder rampage 
The sex sadist who tortured an 89-year-old widow 
Judge slams police for blunders that could have cost the lives of serial killer’s victims
