WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP HIS BACKSIDE?
When you are off on a trip to buy a used car, it is not often you end up with a fire extinguisher hose up your bottom. Well, not that often anyway….
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THE VAGINA CATALOGUE
Surgeon Erik Scholten just had to take a picture of the patient’s vagina. Why? He wanted to put in his album of unusual uteruses, of course.
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DENTIST REMOVES PENSIONER’S TEETH
As a dentist, removing teeth was Shaun Edwards’ business – both in and out of the surgery
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HIGH JINKS AT THE AMBULANCEMEN’S CHRISTMAS BALL
Fancy a truly wild time this Christmas? You may find public hairs on your chocolate log rather than a robin on a spike at the Peterborough ambulanceman’s bash.
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Oxford grooming gang gets 95 years
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Seven members of a paedophile ring were jailed for a total of at least 95 years today (Thurs) as a judge branded their activities ‘true evil’.
The perverted gang plucked their victims fro
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THE DOLE CHEAT WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREBALL
Caroline Grainger became a victim of self immolation when her dole fraud was uncovered. Tragically she may not have realised that benefits cheats are rarely jailed. Our picture shows the house where she died…
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TOO BENT NOT TO SIGN ON, TOO BIG FOR COURT, TOO ILL FOR JAIL
Fraudster Beverley Douglas did not have to sit in the dock because she was too large. But she managed to get behind the wheel of a bus. While signing on, of course.
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THE SCHOOLGIRL CALLED ‘SCOTT’
Justine McNally pretended she was boy to lure another girl into bed. Her victim even thought she had lost her virginity to ‘Scott.’
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MUMMY’S BOY
Chopping up a body is not unheard of, even if it is your own mother. But Daniel Coriat did something really rather strange.
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MICE GUILTY OF ARSON BUT CLEARED OF MANSLAUGHTER
When Linda Wyatt was found dead in her flat investigators thought she might have been killed by a mischief of mice, but a post mortem may have cleared them…
