Crooked MP who was thrown out of politics is booted out of the legal profession too
Crooked former Labour MP Fiona Onasanya who lied to avoid a speeding ticket today has been thrown out of the legal profession. The disgraced former […]
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Crooked accountant bet so much they named a greyhound after him
An accountant who led an incredible life as a ‘high rolling’ celebrity while he swindled his own firm out of £3 million to feed his […]
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‘Sorry I groped that woman’s bottom – I’ve got Asperger’s you see’
A traffic marshall who groped a woman on the Tube has been spared jail after he blamed his offending on Asperger’s Syndrome. Daniel Omozusi, 39, […]
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Learner cheated on theory test with headset under her hijab
A learner driver who spoke hardly any English tried to cheat on her theory test by hiding a Bluetooth headset under a specially made hijab,...
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He nicked almost £1m, won’t tell where the cash is, and will be out in less than three years
A security guard who stole almost £1 million from his own armoured van and kept almost all of it has been jailed for just under...
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Mother who killed kids could not face living in Margate
A ‘materialistic’ mother drowned her twin son and daughter in the bath after suffering a breakdown when she lost her lavish lifestyle in Qatar to...
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‘I stabbed him over dick remark’
A gender-neutral partygoer who tried to murder another guest for chatting to her girlfriend has been jailed for 18 years. Armani Afia, 21 stabbed Jayde...
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Chemsex barrister is suspended again
A celebrity barrister who dealt in the chemsex pills that killed his teenage boyfriend was suspended again from the profession for three months after failing...
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Grenfell Tower campaigner gassed herself
A campaigner for victims of the Grenfell Tower fire gassed herself to death after writing a note describing how the disaster had wrecked her life,...
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Trolly man spared jail after he explains he posted thong to be ‘helpful’
A sex offender who shoved a thong and lipstick through his neighbour’s letterbox in a bizarre harassment campaign was spared jail. Ricardo Beran, 26, claimed...
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