TWO SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SCHOOLBOYS HIT ON A MONEY MAKING SCHEME
WHEN THEY PHONED A WALTHAMSTOW SHOP KEEPER AND DEMANDED #2,000 OR ‘YOU
WON’T SEE YOUR SON AGAIN.’
BUT PLUCKY MRS MUMTAZ CHOUDHREY KEPT
A DRUG DEALER HELD A GUN TO A TERRIFIED CUSTOMER’S HEAD IN A
DISPUTE OVER DRUG DEBTS, THE OLD BAILEY HEARD.
BARRY BRYAN, 25, ROBERT MILSOM, 23, AND A THIRD MAN BURST INTO
THE HIGHBURY FLA
The cannibal who ate cop with chopsticks 
Osteopath Jemma Mitchell gets 34 years for the murder and decapitation of Mee Kuen Chong 
Savagery of Zara Aleena killer is ‘impossible to believe’ as he is jailed for 38 years 
BRIAN FIELD: THE BOY WHO NEVER CAME HOME 
Dano Sonnex and Nigel Farmer:THE TARANTINO MURDERS The owners of a poultry farm which lost over #35000 when
ventilation units failed and thousands of their chickens suffocated,
have taken the ventilation company to the High Court.
Country Produc
TOP SURGEON FELIX WEALE – WHO ARGUED WITH A JUNIOR WHILE A
PATIENT LAY BLEEDING FOR 45 MINUTES ON AN OPERATING TABLE – ESCAPED
WITH A TICKING OFF FROM A DISCIPLINARY PANEL TODAY (THUR).
TWO GLUE-SNIFFING THIEVES WERE NABBED BY POLICE BECAUSE OF
THEIR OUTRAGEOUSLY COLOURED HAIR, A COURT HEARD.
PUNKS TONY MIFSUD, 23, AND 18 YEAR OLD JOANNE HUFF WERE
SPOTTED LIFTING #850 WO
A YOUNG PECKHAM MAN WAS ‘GLASSED’ IN THE FACE AND NECK WHEN A
PUB ACQUAINTANCE ‘GOT THE HUMP’.
BUT WHEN DAVID MONAGHAN HEARD THAT 25 YEAR OLD DEAN HAWKINS HAD
RECEIVED 32 STITCHES IN THE WOU
A TEENAGE BURGLAR TOOK HIS REVENGE ON A PAINT FACTORY
WHEN HE FOUND NOTHING VALUABLE – BY EMPTYING PAINT ALL OVER THE
FLOOR CAUSING THOUSANDS OF POUNDS WORTH OF DAMAGE, A COURT
HEARD.
BUT THE
A MAN WHO CALMLY WALKED THROUGH THE ‘NOTHING TO DECLARE’
CHANNEL AT HEATHROW AIRPORT HAD MORE THAN #35,000 WORTH OF HEROIN
HIDDEN IN HIS SHOES, A COURT HEARD.
MUKTAR AHMED MUKTAR (CORR) WALK
A DEVOTED SON WITH A ‘MILLSTONE OF MONEY WORRIES AROUND HIS
NECK’ ROBBED A SOHO VIDEO SHOP TO SUPPORT HIS MOTHER, SOUTHWARK
CROWN COURT HEARD.
BUT AFTER WEST END VIDEOS’ SHOP- ASSISTANT PIER
THE DOLE CHEAT WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO A HUMAN FIREBALL 
Nurse set off fire alarm to see colleague’s breasts bounce as she ran down the corridor 
THE MOUSE TERMINATOR 
Community leader gets 20 year flight ban after nipple tweaking at 30,000 feet 
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