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Muslim convert has history of violence and hurled ‘Kuffar scum’ abuse

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An Islamic convert accused of assaulting a teenager for hugging his girlfriend in public called a group of non-Muslims ‘Kuffar scum’ and has a history […]

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Drugs company boss behind £2m scam ordered to repay just £1

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A drugs company boss who swindled almost £2million by moving cash around ‘like a chess game’ has been told to repay £1 – or face […]

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‘I am Loic Remy’, insisted accused rapist

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A Premiership football scout told the Old Bailey today (TUES) how he challenged an accused rapist posing as Chelsea striker Loic Remy. Paul Roche, who now […]

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Three men accused of stabbing a teenager to death on the streets of south London will stand trial in February. Jamall Longergan, Fabio Cela, and […]

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Muslim convert ‘attacked schoolboy for cuddling his girlfriend’

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An Islamic convert jumped out of his car to knock out a Muslim schoolboy for hugging his girlfriend in the street, a court heard. Michael […]

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‘Rapist posed as Chelsea striker Loic Remy’

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A rapist pretended to be Chelsea striker Loic Remy as he attacked a woman in her own home, a court heard today (MON). Andrew Robinson, […]

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Perverted DJ who had sex with children in Jimmy Savile’s home is set to die in jail

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One of the founding DJs of BBC Radio One is set to die behind bars after admitting 21 further offences of child sexual abuse. Chris...

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Marine insurance director jailed for £1.4m fraud

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An executive director who spent more than a decade scamming his marine insurance bosses out of £1.4million has been jailed for five years. Simon Higginson,...

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Drag racing drug smuggler to pay back only £75,000

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A former drag racer and his son are set to repay less than £75,000 of the £3 million they made from a heroin smuggling operation. […]

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Fraudsters accessed Gloria Hunniford’s account after this woman claims to be the celebrity

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‘Rip Off Britain’ presenter Gloria Hunniford was ripped off herself for £120,000 by a fraudster posing as the elderly star. The 76-year-old Loose Women panelist’s...

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