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Polish man accused of Grindr date-rape

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A Polish drug dealer accused of date-raping young men he seduced on Grindr was barred from contacting youngsters in the UK – in case he […]

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‘Rape’ at Spanish restaurant

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An alleged sex attacker appeared in court today (tues) accused of raping a 15-year-old girl at a Spanish restaurant. Kevin Vasquez, 20, allegedly assaulted the […]

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Former taxman spared jail for snooping on tenants

Peckham

A former taxman who accessed confidential records to snoop on tenants for nearly 20 years was spared jail today (tues). Timothy Stevenson, 56, used Revenue […]

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Knifeman jailed for slashing sex worker during cuddle

halstead

A punter who slashed a sex worker with a large kitchen knife after telling her he just wanted a cuddle was jailed for four years. […]

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Businessman accused of smuggling cancer drugs

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A pharmaceutical boss is battling extradition over a plot to smuggle vast amounts of fake cancer drugs into the US, a court heard today (Tues). […]

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Clubber killed man with knockout blows on night out

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A clubber killed a young man by knocking him out twice in the space of half an hour with powerful boxing-style punches to the head […]

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Ministry of Sound clubber faces trial for bottom smacking

A clubber smacked a woman’s bottom while she was bent over a counter at the Ministry of Sound, a court heard today (tues). Hussein Abdelhai, […]

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Rapper faces jail for domestic violence

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A rapper who assaulted his ex-girlfriend in front of their two children was warned he could face jail. Reiss Callender, 25, beat Harley Coleman at […]

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Boy denies murdering pupil outside the school gates

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A 15-year-old boy accused of stabbing a pupil to death outside a school in northwest London denied murder today (Tues). The suspect, who cannot be […]

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Perverted restaurant worker left Tube commuters feeling violated

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A restaurant worker who rubbed himself up against female Tube commuters and left feeling ‘disgusted and violated’ was jailed for two years. Bangladeshi Saiful Islam, […]

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