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Brothers traded in stolen pizza bikes

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Two Portugese mechanics who disposed of stolen pizza delivery bikes at their east London ‘chop shop’ were spared jail. Euler Guimaraes, 42, and his younger […]

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End of career for racist nurse

A ‘nasty’ mental health nurse who told a colleague not to talk to white members of staff has been struck off. Maisie Gabriel-Allison would shout […]

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Segway raider struck in pub car park Brothers traded in stolen pizza bikes

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Segway raider struck in pub car park

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A businessman was robbed of four Segway hoverboards at knifepoint after he advertised them for sale on the Gumtree website, a court heard. Shafiq Rahman […]

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Witness quizzed about funny man tweet in murder trial

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  A witness in an Old Bailey murder trial wept as he was grilled over his attitude to women in Twitter posts – including a […]

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Financial advisor who tried to meet girl for sex spared jail

rickmansworth

  A financial advisor snared trying to meet a 15-year-old girl for sex by a group of vigilantes known as the ‘Internet Interceptors’ was spared […]

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Assassin ‘executed’ innocent mother-of-nine and her nephew

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  A cowardly assassin crept into a family home and executed an innocent mother-of-nine and her nephew as part of a ‘vendetta of violence’, a […]

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Disabled woman who threatened to blow up petrol station spared jail

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  A disabled woman who doused her wheelchair in petrol and threatened to blow up a service station was spared jail today (mon). Maria Whitefield, […]

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Cruel pensioner held child’s hand over stove flame

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A pensioner who held youngsters’ hands over a stove flame and stuffed lit paper down a boy’s pyjamas is behind bars today (mon). Valerie Stannard, […]

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Sir’s campfire grope for pupil

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A science teacher who squeezed a teenage pupil’s bottom on a summer camp has been thrown out of the profession. Nicholas Bartlett, 28, stroked the […]

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Single mum plundered the company credit card

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